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The Best Coyotes Player - and Best Film - of All-Time

July 23, 2020, 10:31 PM ET [86 Comments]
James Tanner
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The Top 50 Countdowns are about to come to a conclusion.

It's been a long four+ months, but with the NHL almost set to resume, we have managed to keep busy and keep the content coming (and coming, and coming) by counting down some things no one asked for.

Namely, the Best Arizona Coyotes and best movies of all-time.

The thing is, I may one of the only people in the world who could name 50 players that have played for the Coyotes, let alone create a top 50.

As for the movies, a guy who owns over 20 Nicholas Cage BLU Ray/DVDs should not be allowed to spread his horrible taste around town in such a fashion, but I did it anyways.

So who comes number in at number one?

For the Coyotes, it is the #2 scorer in franchise history, and the man who has played the ninth most games in Coyotes history.

The man who got fired for making a joke, who is now trying to have a threesome with NBC and a judge, the man who once threw a snake off a cliff, and who has political views that can only be described as "clearly skipped high-school to play sports," and the man who gives hockey culture a bad name, and makes Theo Fleury look smart..........

It's none other than Jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Roenick!!!!!11

Like all the guys in the band Metallica, Roenick is an intolerable person who happens to be among the best at what he does.

It's like the song "ignition" in that you don't want to like it, but it's just too good to resist.

By far the best ever member of the Coyotes, Roenick is a legend. In the rink.



Top 50 Films

50: Limitless
49: Oh Brother Where Art Though?
48: Role Models
47: the Rock
46: Mission Impossible Franchise
45: Nicholas Cage Man Tetrology
44:Heat
43: The Art of Self Defense
42:Walk Hard
41: The Winter Soldier
40:Taken
39: The 6th Day
38: Groundhog Day
37. The Batman Trilogy - Christopher Nolan
36: Jackie Brown
35: Gremlins
34: Who Framed Roger Rabbit
33: Speed
32: Adventure Land
31: Eyes Wide Shut
30: Semi Pro
29. Endgame/Ragnorak Trilogy
28. Baby Driver
27: Next
26: Keanu
25:Annie Hall
24: Catch Me If You Can
23: Serpico
22: Pop Star: Never Stop Stopping
21: Passenger 57
20: The John Hughes Trilogy
19: MacGruber
18: Source Code
17 Live. Die. Repeat
16. The Lethal Weapon Franchise
15: Paycheck
14: The Fugitive
13: The Prestige
12: Enemy of the State
11: Con Air
10: High Fidelity
09: Zodiac
08: the Terminator
07: the Royal Tannenbaums
06: Face/Off
05: Total Recall
04: Blade Runner
03: Die Hard
02: Lord of the Rings Trilogy


The best movie of all-time is Back to the Future.

This will come to no surprise to anyone reading this who knows me, as I have a life sized tattoo of Crispen Glover on my back, and have been known to play "Earth Angel" at volume levels that could bring down a small plane.

Back to the Future is the perfect movie because it is an awesome fantasy that has great characters.

I don't want to belabor the point or really talk all that much about it - its just my favorite movie and I have seen it about 100 times and likely will watch it 100 more.
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