MINUS: Previously eliminated teams getting a pass to the playoffs
PLUS: Auston Martin
MINUS: Cody Ceci
PLUS:Lord of War Starring Nick Cage.
MINUS: Most Valuable Primate (though great Jim Hughson cameo)
PLUS: You know what I don't miss? Restaurants. I never know what to order, the service is always crap, it's expensive and most of the time I can make something better at home myself.
Also, by never going to restaurants and not smoking, I'm practically rich. The other day I burned down a store that wasn't even racist, just because I could afford to!!
PLUS: Watching a fat idiot drink a cup of water using both of his frail, weak hands then almost fall down a ramp. I'm not saying which fat idiot, just that this is pretty much an activity I can always get behind.
PLUS: Watching a Wendy's Burn down. F______ Wendy's.
PLUS: Kimmy Schmidt is one of the greatest sitcoms of all time, but the new choose your adventure is one of the best things Netflix has ever done.
PLUS: Kanye's Gospel album.
PLUS: The guy who tweeted to Tom Morello to tell him he wouldn't listen to his music anymore after finding out he was a left-wing political activist.
PLUS: The PS5 is ugly. But hopefully has the power to run the best possible Virutal Reality headsets.
PLUS: The Coyotes Top 50, which was recently named the 49th best Countdown of 2020 in the magazine Countdown Countdown, is going well and we are up to #15 - Jyrki Lumme.
Lumme makes this list because he scored roughly 500 points in just under 1000 games and played three years in Phoenix and is 1th in games played among defensemen, but 37th in franchise scoring.
MINUS: MVP Leon Draisaitl. The correct choices are: Matthews for Hart, Hellebuyck for Vezina, Hughes for Calder. Hamilton for Norris even though he got hurt. The rest of the awards are dumb.
MINUS: how is controversial or political to wear a mask? Why do people have opinions when they should just listen to doctors and scientists? As if you needed more proof that the worst people are guys who make decisions based on how they perceive other will perceive their level of toughness.
PLUS: People looted a Walmart (fun to watch, and what better place to loot?) and Ice Cube offered to pay for the damages if no one was arrested.
PLUS: The Top 50 Films Countdown didn't garner a mention in the magazine, but it's better than ever today (because that is how countdowns work) as we hit the #15 best movie ever made: Paycheck with Ben Affleck.
This sciencey mindbender courtesy of Phillip K Dick is the best and could only have been improved by nudity and a hard R rating. This is the same mind that brought you Total Recall, the Adjustment Bureau, Next, and about 100 other movies, most of them starring Matt Damon, for all I know.
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