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The Coyotes Generic Game Preview

February 12, 2019, 3:53 PM ET [21 Comments]
James Tanner
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The Coyotes will play the Vegas Golden Knights tonight.

This is the part where I tell you about the main story lines (It's Fathers at the Game night!!!!!!)
and Injuries (Mario Kempe is injured, which is the first time, probably, you've ever heard of Mario Kempe).

And the starting goalies (It's Kuemper vs (I assume) Fleury).

Now that you're ready to watch the game, let me tell you about something that happened to me today: it was a snow day and I watched the movie Evil Dead, for the first time ever.



The Evil Dead has been described as the greatest low budget film ever made, and one of the biggest cult classics.

But guess what: It sucked.

It's the worst movie I have ever seen. It was stupid, poorly written and gross. A tree got frisky with a young lady, the movie followed no consistent internal logic, no one in the movie even faintly resembled an actual human, and it was boring.

To say I hated this movie would be to under sell how much I hated it. I enjoyed it zero percent.

I guess it's one of those movies that you are supposed to like ironically, in the it's-so-bad-it's-good kind of way.

Now, I could probably enjoy Stop or My Mom Will Shoot! in this fashion, but not this.

This movie had no point, it wasn't funny, it wasn't scary, it'd have anything to say about anything and also, I'm not sure I mentioned this, but I hated it.

95% on Rotten Tomatoes, universally acclaimed and......I don't get it.

I'm sure it was well made for a low budget movie, and, full disclosure, I basically hate horror movies anyways, but either way, considering the reputation this movie has, I was expecting something completely different.

In closing, I really hope that the Coyotes can take down Vegas.
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