The Top 50 Countdowns are about to come to a conclusion.
It's been a long four+ months, but with the NHL almost set to resume, we have managed to keep busy and keep the content coming (and coming, and coming) by counting down some things no one asked for.
Namely, the Best Arizona Coyotes and best movies of all-time.
The thing is, I may one of the only people in the world who could name 50 players that have played for the Coyotes, let alone create a top 50.
As for the movies, a guy who owns over 20 Nicholas Cage BLU Ray/DVDs should not be allowed to spread his horrible taste around town in such a fashion, but I did it anyways.
So who comes number in at number one?
For the Coyotes, it is the #2 scorer in franchise history, and the man who has played the ninth most games in Coyotes history.
The man who got fired for making a joke, who is now trying to have a threesome with NBC and a judge, the man who once threw a snake off a cliff, and who has political views that can only be described as "clearly skipped high-school to play sports," and the man who gives hockey culture a bad name, and makes Theo Fleury look smart..........
It's none other than Jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Roenick!!!!!11
Like all the guys in the band Metallica, Roenick is an intolerable person who happens to be among the best at what he does.
It's like the song "ignition" in that you don't want to like it, but it's just too good to resist.
By far the best ever member of the Coyotes, Roenick is a legend. In the rink.
50: Limitless 49: Oh Brother Where Art Though? 48: Role Models 47: the Rock 46: Mission Impossible Franchise 45: Nicholas Cage Man Tetrology 44:Heat 43: The Art of Self Defense 42:Walk Hard 41: The Winter Soldier 40:Taken 39: The 6th Day 38: Groundhog Day 37. The Batman Trilogy - Christopher Nolan 36: Jackie Brown 35: Gremlins 34: Who Framed Roger Rabbit 33: Speed 32: Adventure Land 31: Eyes Wide Shut 30: Semi Pro 29. Endgame/Ragnorak Trilogy 28. Baby Driver 27: Next 26: Keanu 25:Annie Hall 24: Catch Me If You Can 23: Serpico 22: Pop Star: Never Stop Stopping 21: Passenger 57 20: The John Hughes Trilogy 19: MacGruber 18: Source Code 17 Live. Die. Repeat 16. The Lethal Weapon Franchise 15: Paycheck 14: The Fugitive 13: The Prestige 12: Enemy of the State 11: Con Air 10: High Fidelity 09: Zodiac 08: the Terminator 07: the Royal Tannenbaums 06: Face/Off 05: Total Recall 04: Blade Runner 03: Die Hard 02: Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The best movie of all-time is Back to the Future.
This will come to no surprise to anyone reading this who knows me, as I have a life sized tattoo of Crispen Glover on my back, and have been known to play "Earth Angel" at volume levels that could bring down a small plane.
Back to the Future is the perfect movie because it is an awesome fantasy that has great characters.
I don't want to belabor the point or really talk all that much about it - its just my favorite movie and I have seen it about 100 times and likely will watch it 100 more.