In the first round of the Playoffs, I consulted famed psychic and known grifter Miss Cleo from the Adult Psychic Alliance to help me with my picks.
We went a delicious 5-3, which is better than the 4-4 you are likely to get if you just guess. Psychic powers work......maybe she's not such a scam artist after-all.......
So, bad news - the Ouija Board got smashed during one of those overtime games I was watching. So I can't get a hold of any psychics to help me with this round.
I'm going have to wing this. In preparation, I am going to chug a huge glass of ice cold milk and make my picks while suffering brain freeze.
I did correctly predict the Oilers, Predators, Blues, Senators, and Penguins.
I am truly a gifted psychic!
So dial up that internet and page your bookies, cause here's some predictions:
Pittsburgh vs Washington
Washington will win in five games because Pittsburgh is down three significant players and won't be able to ruin the Capitals summer this time.
Rangers vs Senators
The Senators are not as good of a team, but they will beat the Rangers. They will bore them into submission and score when they nod off. Sens in six.
The fact the Senators have home ice advantage in this series is an abomination. The NHL looks completely mickey-mouse in the way they assign points, seeding and home ice advantage. What a joke.
Oilers vs Ducks
I think this will be a quick dusting. The Oilers are looking fine and the Ducks have Randy Carlyle. I am predicting the Ducks to lose until they do.
The Blues should be easy pickings for the predators, who, much like the Leafs, are ridiculously good for an 8th seed. I suspect a complete beat down. The Preds will make round three having played only 8 games.
That is it. Now that I went 5-3, I am the King,so of course, all these predictions (always use a French accent to say predictions) are guaranteed.
Thanks