Yeah. Its pretty awful, but way better than having to go to a place and saying "Can you wax this sweater off my back."
- mdw7413

I know that struggle, I grow a bit of hair on my back up high.

Hipsters hate the beach I think. I don't see any down here.
- mdw7413

I should get sand delivered to my block. Maybe that would work

I grow my sideburns but that's it. No one in my family has a good beard
- TPC

I'm pretty sure im adopted. My brothers 5:00 shadow has a 5:00 shadow.

Plus, everybody has a beard now. When did it become the in thing again to have one of those West Virginia hillbilly beards. I don't get certain trends.
- Pete V

What is uncool becomes cool. It always begins with (frank)ing hipsters.

I like the unshaven look like you said but once I hit a week and a half I just start to look homeless according to my wife. My "beard" is evenish but super poopty coverage wise. It also has a bunch of red in it and my hair is brown so there is that unfortunate part too.

I'm just playing. Feta is a love it or hate it cheese.
- JRR1285

Oh I know. I just don't care for feta. tastes bitter to me.

Yeah, same with me. 18 year olds can grow a better beard than me.
- Pete V

Crosby?

Edit: I didnt read far enough.

What is uncool becomes cool. It always begins with (frank)ing hipsters.

I like the unshaven look like you said but once I hit a week and a half I just start to look homeless according to my wife. My "beard" is evenish but super poopty coverage wise. It also has a bunch of red in it and my hair is brown so there is that unfortunate part too.
- JRR1285

So you got hair on your back, a multi colored patchy beard. You are like a live awful Jackson Pollock painting.

Oh I know. I just don't care for feta. tastes bitter to me.
- tomburton99

I have had a bunch of different brands. The best ones are the ones that are in block form and you crumble yourself. They taste a lot different like that. More of a salty creamy taste.

So you got hair on your back, a multi colored patchy beard. You are like a live awful Jackson Pollock painting.
- mdw7413

I only have hair on the top of my back. The bottom is bare.

I wanna die.

I'm pretty sure im adopted. My brothers 5:00 shadow has a 5:00 shadow.
- mdw7413

I can grow a great, and by great I mean someone who likes like a criminal, moustache.

Hipsters hate the beach I think. I don't see any down here.
- mdw7413

That's cause they are scared of the Canary Island Volcano Collapse

I only have hair on the top of my back. The bottom is bare.

I wanna die.
- JRR1285

That's cause they are scared of the Canary Island Volcano Collapse
- climbdenali12

Im going to ride that poop out on my surfboard.

I can grow a great, and by great I mean someone who likes like a criminal, moustache.
- tomburton99

Pics.

I only have hair on the top of my back. The bottom is bare.

I wanna die.
- JRR1285

I'm gonna call you Patches O'Houlihan from now on

I can grow a great, and by great I mean someone who likes like a criminal, moustache.
- tomburton99

Best mustache ever.

That's cause they are scared of the Canary Island Volcano Collapse
- climbdenali12

Awesome.

Im going to ride that poop out on my surfboard.
- mdw7413

There are a lot of arguments about the validity of that scenario. The Cascadia one seems a lot more plausible.

There are a lot of arguments about the validity of that scenario. The Cascadia one seems a lot more plausible.
- JRR1285

(frank) you and your west coast bias. We have the better natural disaster.

I'm gonna call you Patches O'Houlihan from now on
- eichiefs9

It's OK. The Rangers will have Tavares soon.

(frank) you and your west coast bias. We have the better natural disaster.
- mdw7413

Here's to hoping for the end of the east coast as we know it.

There are a lot of arguments about the validity of that scenario. The Cascadia one seems a lot more plausible.
- JRR1285

The Cascadia one just seems like a matter of time. Nothing like an Oceanic plate pushing under the western half of North America causing the continent to compress and then eventually sling shot back resulting in duel tsunamis heading west and east. That sounds like just a whole hell of a lot of fun.

Im going to ride that poop out on my surfboard.
- mdw7413

What you got, brah?

Here's to hoping for the end of the east coast as we know it.
- JRR1285

The Cascadia one just seems like a matter of time. Nothing like an Oceanic plate pushing under the western half of North America causing the continent to compress and then eventually sling shot back resulting in duel tsunamis heading west and east. That sounds like just a whole hell of a lot of fun.
- Pete V

I hope it happens sooner than later if the Isles don't fire Garth Snow