This is toothpaste on a toothbrush.



You use it to clean your teeth and to keep your breath from smelling horrible.
- Atomic Wedgie

You need a much larger one what with your propensity to talk out your ass

It's also in the Montreal water and turned Scabies and his frog collection gay.
- markmark

He should have heeded Alex’s warnings.

Edwards the bruins play by play think the leafs have the edge in the series.

Boston defense scored 34 goals this season.

Toronto defense scored 30 goal this season.

But sure, Boston doesn't create NEARLY as much offense from the back end.
- jacke1ope

If I'm not mistaken, Bs play two D on their PP unit; Leafs one.

At evens, I give the edge to TO's D offensively; I give the edge to BOS overall defensively because their forwards are better defensively as a group than the Leafs and Rask/Andersen are mostly a wash, with a slight edge to Rask due to playoff experience.

It's really going to be a great series. I think the teams are more evenly matched than people think; there's a mystique around the Bs being a hard-nosed team, but let's be honest: the NHL is as soft as Plek's flaccid wang nowadays.

Going to be pretty tough to beat the Bruins if they get the Winnipeg/Minny ref's.

I watched about 5 mins total and noticed 13 murders and no calls.

Edwards the bruins play by play think the leafs have the edge in the series.
- bryant

You're all doomed

It's also in the Montreal water and turned Scabies and his frog collection gay.
- markmark

Actually. Fun fact.

The city of Montreal has never, historically, fluoridated its water.

True story.

It's also in the Montreal water and turned Scabies and his frog collection gay.
- markmark

- Scabeh

Is that a picture of Alf in the background?

If I'm not mistaken, Bs play two D on their PP unit; Leafs one.

At evens, I give the edge to TO's D offensively; I give the edge to BOS overall defensively because their forwards are better defensively as a group than the Leafs and Rask/Andersen are mostly a wash, with a slight edge to Rask due to playoff experience.

It's really going to be a great series. I think the teams are more evenly matched than people think; there's a mystique around the Bs being a hard-nosed team, but let's be honest: the NHL is as soft as Plek's flaccid wang nowadays.
- gravyface

No we use one...have all season.

But I agree, it's going to be a damn fun series

You need a much larger one what with your propensity to talk out your ass
- RickJames77

What Mrs. Wedgie and I do in the privacy of our bedroom (and bathroom) is no business of yours, young man.

What Mrs. Wedgie and I do in the privacy of our bedroom (and bathroom) is no business of yours, young man.
- Atomic Wedgie

Going to be pretty tough to beat the Bruins if they get the Winnipeg/Minny ref's.

I watched about 5 mins total and noticed 13 murders and no calls.
- Garnie

Ya I saw that too. It was a physical game. Whoever comes out of that series could be pretty banged up.

What he's trying to say is that he looked at stat lines so he could "show you" and that he's bitter.

Don't make me take digs at Florida, I wanted better for them at the end of the season.
- markmark

Florida wouldn't have been shut out 7-0.

You need a much larger one what with your propensity to talk out your ass
- RickJames77

Actually. Fun fact.

The city of Montreal has never, historically, fluoridated its water.

True story.
- Scabeh

Instead of encouraging children to brush their teeth, the Montreal Dental Health Board advises kids to gargle and swish Pepsi after every meal, and before they go to bed.

Edwards the bruins play by play think the leafs have the edge in the series.
- bryant

Lets not forget that this is the man who compared the Bruins winning against Montreal to the Revolutionary War.... he is not bright.

Actually. Fun fact.

The city of Montreal has never, historically, fluoridated its water.

True story.
- Scabeh

So it's just a lifestyle choice for you and the frogs then...

Ya I saw that too. It was a physical game. Whoever comes out of that series could be pretty banged up.
- bryant

I didn't realize finishing the check with an elbow or punch to the head was legal in the playoffs....it was brutal even to watch.

Instead of encouraging children to brush their teeth, the Montreal Dental Health Board advises kids to gargle and swish Pepsi after every meal, and before they go to bed.
- Atomic Wedgie

Is that before or after eating a bag of curd cheese?

Ya I saw that too. It was a physical game. Whoever comes out of that series could be pretty banged up.
- bryant

And weirdly a lot of soft calls... it was a great game though. I don't think the reffing was particularly bad. They were HAMMERING eachother. That play where Buff knocked the poop out of Ek then Koivu dummies Perreault 10 seconds later was crazy.

Instead of encouraging children to brush their teeth, the Montreal Dental Health Board advises kids to gargle and swish Pepsi after every meal, and before they go to bed.
- Atomic Wedgie

1st the kids need to scarf down 1/2 a box of Joe Louis's for supper.

Leafs in five.... cant wait to see Chara trying to catch up to the kids, Marner, Kapanen, Nylander, etc... He's as slow as molasses... Sick Kadri on Bergeron and its light out for the B's.....

And weirdly a lot of soft calls... it was a great game though. I don't think the reffing was particularly bad. They were HAMMERING eachother. That play where Buff knocked the poop out of Ek then Koivu dummies Perreault 10 seconds later was crazy.
- markmark

I watched the 1st few mins of the game and thought there should have been at least 3 calls for head shots...then flipped it back and forth with something else for awhile.

And weirdly a lot of soft calls... it was a great game though. I don't think the reffing was particularly bad. They were HAMMERING eachother. That play where Buff knocked the poop out of Ek then Koivu dummies Perreault 10 seconds later was crazy.
- markmark

That series is brutal. Wish Suter was healthy.