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Wanted:NHL Coach

March 7, 2013, 11:27 PM ET [302 Comments]
Ian Esplen
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WANTED: NHL HEAD COACH

Skills
-Must know how to give direction and motivate players
-Must know the game of hockey

Duties
-Manage the bench of the Vancouver Canucks
-Script a defence that will play tough
-Script a power-play that can score
-Script and penalty-kill that can stop other teams
-Manage playing time of players
-Teach players new skills
-Dealing with the media and “passionately psychotic” fans

Preference given to coaches who have played or coached in a Stanley Cup Final although it is not necessary.

Please send resumes to [email protected]



Well if the Vancouver Canucks like playing for Alain Vigneault they certainly didn’t show it tonight. What should have been a reasonably easy game as long as Vancouver was prepared to work once again looked like a lifeless pile of ostrich crap.

This can’t continue.

No longer should Canucks fans be forced to stand by and watch a Dan Aykroyd impersonator coach an NHL team.

It is time for a change. I encourage fans to start writing the organization until this situation is rectified.

Highlights

-Schneider was better then average

-Hank scored

- Hansen continues to play well

- We found out just how bad this team needs someone who can win a faceoff

And that’s about it.





The Deadline Want List

With the deadline in less than a month, I thought I’d start and update my list of 10 players that I target via trade. Every few days I will update the list accordingly.

1- Boyd Gordon
2- Brenden Morrow
3- Travis Hamonic
4- Stephane Robidas
5- Marcus Johansson
6- Derek Morris
7- Bryan Little
8- Eric Belanger
9- Jerred Smithson
10- Eric Nystrom


Ice Girls- Columbus




That's a wrap

Ian


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